His eyes are following me....

I wasn't able to get a photo of this offender for several reasons.  Mostly because I was mesmerized and held powerless by the beatific smile of football player Brady Quinn until the teenage boy wearing the shirt had passed me by.

I wanted to warn others about it's nefarious powers, so I googled to find out who was selling this monstrosity of a t-shirt.  The blame lies with the Pro Football Hall of Fame site apparently. 

Everyone repeat today's lesson after me: "Air-brushed photos of sports stars are neither manly nor good fashion"