For Miss Lini's Birthday

iToday is Miss Lini's birthday. She's really, really old. An old maid even. Way older than me. Older than our Grandma Julie even. I know, shocking, right?

But true.

And because I am such a good older younger sister I've found some of her favorite things for her.

First, a guy with really icky toes; I mean COME ON. The ripped jeans are bad enough, the run down Birk's about throw it over the edge but the clear failure to use a pair of toe nail clippers anytime since 1997 is just too much. It's just....icky.

It's even worse when you see BOTH of his feet are that way. Look - I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Good thing there are fabulous people out there. People so, shall we say groomed? that they are an inspiration to us all. People like this guy -   Note the fabulous pose! The tight jeans! The hair! Oh lordy the hair with it's pretty pink glitter butterfly clip! (Trust me, it's there) It's people like this fine, masculine creature that I give to you, my lovely (not as lovely as me) sister on this, the anniversary of your birth.

You're welcome.

Comments

[Nadine]

Say it with me Class...Happy Birthday to you!!!!!

and on another note...I was lookin' in the mirror to see how my shorts looked...other than being a bit too short...they love being in the crack!!!! The words "butt munchers" comes to mind. I just know one day I will have my pix here...and I'm sure if that is a good thing.