Her Colors Had Better Be "Blush" and "Bashful"

Our own dear Miss Lini went and got herself engaged. In Paris, France, of all the cliche' places.

But, being a generous sister, I have dedicated myself to helping her find only the BEST pink things with which to bedeck her bridesmaids.

As such, I present to you the following;

Obviously, this dress is PERFECT for bridesmaids. Because it is hideous. And Satin. And has poofy, see through sleeves. And bows. Sadly, there was no picture of the back, so I can only PRAY that what appears to be peeking out of the left side of the dress is big, satin, floppy ass-bow. Because my ass? It so needs attention called to it. And the color? D-E-Vine! Who doesn't look fabulous is shiny magenta? If you just said "Anyone who's not Dame Edna" you better just shut your mouth.

So ANYWAY, I'm so pitching this dress as the bridesmaid dress, but also? We need accessories here people.

So I found this stunning hat.

Not nearly as beautiful as those white straw hats you can buy at the fair and then have custom airbrushed, WITH GLITTER, PEOPLE. GLITTER. but it's a start. Granted, I mean, it doesn't have feathers or rhinestones or even a single, solitary sequin, but it's going the right direction. And I have a Bedazzler.

Of course, the most important thing to me is the shoes. I ask you, what says "wedding" more than shoes you find on eBay using the search terms "stripper shoes"? Nothing, that's what. As such, I present you the real find of the day;

Notice how they EXACTLY MATCH the dress? That's no accident. That's what we do around here, bring tasteful, dare I say classy looks to the masses.

You're welcome.

                                                                        ~Kiki

Comments

[Nadine]

I wore that same dress only it was blue in 1982. Some styles are just good forever

Unfortunately!!!

Check out FVS on Aug 4th on QVC!!

[Mistress Lini]

Its all so...pretty! Though I think what that hat really needs is some ostritch to go along with the bedazzelin'