Axl Rose Called, He Said He Wants His Look Back

I don't even know where to start. Look for yourselves.

See what I mean? Over-grown 80's bleached out hair, mandals WITH VELCRO, bad posture, Top Gun mirrored glasses (in his mouth - SEXY) it's almost enough to make me cry. Even his friend (of whom you can only glimpse one butt-cheek and offensive mandal) is a no-no. 

As I stood there, mouth open, stammering in shock, he turned toward me and it got oh-so-much worse. For real. Look.

Oh yes. He did go there. ALL THE WAY THERE.

What, pray tell, does he smoke to be able to look at that sunken, patchy haired chest, beer belly and chicken legs and think; "HELL YES! I am SO going to get a Victoria's Secret model with this! And Slash? You can suck my balls, you mop-headed freak! I can scream AND rock velcro'd shoes! Can you? I thought not! BECAUSE THE 80's WILL NEVER DIE. NEVER!".

I bet this lady knows what he's smoking

and I bet she's hiding it in her freakishly tiny (and not pictured) leather backpack to keep it from the Pigs. Because nothing can harsh a buzz like getting 86'd.

~ Kiki