Back fat is not your friend

Love bugs, can we chat?  Here's the deal; all y'all Big Girls are going to make me cry.

I know how hard it is to look fashionable at 118*, believe me. I know too, how hard it is to find trendy clothes in something other than an extra small. But, Poodle, that doesn't make this okay.

There are times, I'm sure when you put on a shirt and look in the mirror and see that you look like a swollen tube of Life Savers and think "damn! I look HOT". I would HOPE that time would only be when you are high. Or drunk. Or possibly experiencing some kind of psychotic break. Like when Tommy Gavin see's Dead People. Because, there is no excuse for this! 

Neither, my dear students is there an excuse for this;

For real. That is in fact back fat escaping from her shirt.  We can only pray to Oprah that the shirts she's scoping out have sleeves. And maybe she can buy one for her friend

I think this crisis has reached an epidemic proportion. In fact, so widespread is the flagrant abuse of sleevelessness that I'm invoking our first dress code rule;

1. No Tube Tops. Ever.

Comments

[Nadine Hightower]

I agree!!! Not Ever!

I was told not to take pix of the locals but I will try to sneak it!